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sengosha, 05/14/2009 06:23 AM
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3 | "Come on, Naroy! One last drink before I take my mektoubs to the stable." |
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5 | "No, Arty! You've been saying the same thing all morning, without ever leaving my bar. It's high time you left for Zora. Think of your customers!" |
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7 | "How cruel of you, Naroy, forcing me to go on a difficult journey when I can't even stand straight." |
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9 | "And whose fault is that? If you didn't like my beer so much you'd already be in Zora!" |
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11 | Swearing, grumbling and cursing, Arty Mac Keaggan leaves the bar and with a hesitant and unstable walk heads for the cattle shed. Naroy Ba'Dardan keeps an eye on him for a moment and then turns his attention back to his customers. |
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13 | Night falls slowly over Avendale. A stampede on the pontoon grabs the attention of the barman. Breathless, scratched and ragged, Arty Mac Keaggan bursts into the bar. |
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15 | "Arty Mac Keaggan! If you purposely went and threw yourself in a wigweed to look like that so that you could come and ask for a beer to perk you up, you wasted your time!" |
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17 | "You're no way near it, Naroy! I fell into an ambush!" |
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19 | "What? Whereabouts? The surrounding area is safe." |
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21 | "At the Whirling Stronghold!" |
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23 | "You really take me for one of your stupid animals, don't you? That outpost has been in ruins for ages." |
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25 | "Listen Naroy. I left a little drunk, I agree, but I still managed to get to the vortex for the Lagoons of Loria. When I got there, I was surprised to find it was nighttime. As I didn't want to travel at night in an area infested with Kipuckas, I went in the direction of the Whirling Stronghold. |
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26 | I thought I'd find the usual ruins but, to my surprise, I collided into a barrier and fell over backwards with a crash. Then I was immediately surrounded by Matis speaking homin with a strong accent. Straight away I thought it was the Marauders everyone has been talking about so much lately. They came upon me and assaulted me and I barely managed to make a desperate escape on the rump of one of my mektoubs." |
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28 | "Mauraders have taken the Whirling Stronghold? What a worry! Quickly, Arty, lets warn the Chief of the Guards!" |